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[BRONZE]

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares????? just drop em.....!!!

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

[Sabz]

lool
this is the best one:

Q:what makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: the same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving lmaooooo :cool:

[-Hope-]

lolz funny!

[*SALMA*]

haha!! lolz!! tfs!!

[1luv5rk]

hehe ... tfs :lol:

[~ѕωєєт-gιяℓ~]

lollzz....tfs


i like this1 the most
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

[DreamzZz]

hanso hanso aur hanso hansny k ilwa aur kar b kya kar sakty hai aap log

[GaRaM MaSaLa]

^^^^^^ um what ur point??

i like these ones they cracked me up!

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

[Lia]

ROFL .. it makes sense :cool:

[daisy]

i like all of them.. especially the bit about god can make a better human which was a gal.. an bout the god's gift where u can exchange them
xxx

[BRONZE]

LOL
thnx 4 ur replies ppl!

[nyz#1foxxiemalugrl]

LOL! wow thats hilarious.....tfs bronze!

[-Hope-]

LOL Funny.....

[|miha|]

^ the same here ... t4s !!!

[:..*Sweety*..:]

lolzz
dats hilarious !
t4s

[sonikudi]

lolzzz omg that is soo true.tfs

[caLigUrL916]

no comment...

[*::* SiLVeR *::*]

hanso hanso aur hanso hansny k ilwa aur kar b kya kar sakty hai aap log

L0L wow :lol:

:cool:

[*PaRi*]

hahahahaha t4s!

[paKikudi14]

LoLz....t4s!!

[Shehzadi]

lolzzzzzz t4s

xx

[Milli]

cool stuff tfs

[beautywivbrains]

lolzzz

dats too harsh ........! but it was funny

[*~Maharani~*]

goooood 1 tfs:p

[xoxaDoRaBlExox]

haha..funny

Q.whats the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
A. dont know, haven't seen either

lolz...thats a good one

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

lmao

[Pimped]

I resent this thread :rolleyes:

[xoxaDoRaBlExox]

I resent this thread :rolleyes:

i knew u were going to say something along those lines
lolz

[Pimped]

i knew u were going to say something along those lines
lolz

i resent your prediction :p

[xoxaDoRaBlExox]

i resent your prediction :p

i resent your statement :P

[Pimped]

i resent your resentment :p

[xoxaDoRaBlExox]

i resent your resentment :p

well i resent you...jokes...lolz
couldn't come up with any other resentments
:)

[Pimped]

well i resent you...jokes...lolz
couldn't come up with any other resentments
:)
guys always win

guys 1, women 0

[xoxaDoRaBlExox]

guys always win

guys 1, women 0
ok fine i resent that comment^
guy 1, women 1...hahah