Caption Game.

[~*Radha*~]

Paresh Rawal: She is my wife... u better believe it! now will u come home with me tonight??? i'll show u a great time ;)

http://www.wallpaper.balleballeradio.co.uk/images/products/Sarkar%20Movie%20Stills_675_250.jpg

[Zala]

Ya ya, Ash deserted me..now go and get the keys for the handcuffs.

http://images.photogallery.indiatimes.com/photo.cms?msid=1283600

[L]

John: Akki ko strawberry, uncle ko apple! :mrgreen:
Uncle: mujhe strawberry chahiye!



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http://media.glamsham.com/movies/stills/awarapan/awarapan_04.jpg

[Ð]

emraan: cant wait for the kissing scene
the girl: director saab, do we really have to do another kissing scene?

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2879/humtum01gw5.jpg

[Ð]

PEOPLEEE DONT LET THIS TOPIC JUST DIE LIKE DIS:rolleyes:

[...•Sahiba•...]

yehh i thought dis 1 was pretty good!!


so i'll give a caption for dat last 1 lol

saif:so this is waht it feels like to be raped :o

http://www.bbc.co.uk/shropshire/content/images/2005/09/04/salaam_namaste_gallery_470x300.jpg

[•Amrita•]

Preity : ok I told you once, I told you twice, hands off my broccoli mister!

http://chitgo.nomadlife.org/uploaded_images/Parineeta_Movie_Actress_Vidya_Balan_and_Saif_Ali_K han-770725.jpg

[xx-Isha-xx]

Saif: is this ok? *shows teeth*
vidya: I can open my mouth wider haha

http://static.flickr.com/112/292098167_3fb1b0d01e.jpg

[Sweet Munda]

Salman: vroom! vroOoOmm!!
preity: ok salman stop already! your making us look silly, i'll buy you a real one for your birthday:)



http://www.bollywoodworld.ca/bwgallery/albums/userpics/still3%7E83.jpg

[-=[Yash]=-]

^^
Saif: Chod na yaar aish ko. kya rakha hai usme? Chal aur ek bar OMKARA me kareena ko dekhte hain... :rolleyes:

http://www.ourbollywood.com/uploads/nishabd_promo.jpg

[•Amrita•]

Amitabh: iski picture layker main jaya ko batata hoon ke I still got it 8) LOL

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/2201/madshah5.jpg

[Ð]

Madhuri: ehh will u let go of my nose...maine bola tha na
koi surgery nahi kiya hai...sab asli hai

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http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5536/2005052200240301tn8.jpg

[paKikudi14]

Vivek : itna mat hasoo.. zara bhi achi nahi lagti tum :mad:

http://im.rediff.com/movies/2006/may/23himesh.jpg

oo sry devi sis.. m gnna mke this topic fly now :cool:

[•Amrita•]

Himesh: I got no idea who the hell dis guy is buh im gonna make him feel impt

http://www.keralapals.com/gallery/albums/partner/partner_salman_khan_govinda_katrina_kaif_lara_dutt a_2667_04.jpg

[Ð]

govinda: hey how come he gets to take of his shirt and i dont :-s

http://www.filmiholic.com/images/mryamiss/mryamiss%20aftab%20ritesh.jpg

[sahilstranger]

Ritesh: Up yours

Aftaab: .. wrong finger you jackass

[•Amrita•]

^^ post a picture

[sahilstranger]

^^ no......

[L]

^^ no......


then no need to makeup a caption either! :rolleyes:

[L]

http://www.filmiholic.com/images/mryamiss/mryamiss%20aftab%20ritesh.jpg





Ritesh: konsa toothpaste use karte ho yaar?
Atfab: *laughs*
Ritesh: achha to lipstick ka brand to batado!!







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http://i.indiafm.com/stills/05/rangdebasanti/still4.jpg

[•Amrita•]

^^ hehe that was hilarious

Amir: woohoooo this time main giraa nehi !

http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/1/45931-large.jpg

[sahilstranger]

Anil: look bipasha is coming
Fardeen: where?
Anil: you are lookin at my finger jackass

[CoolRani]

Anil: look bipasha is coming
Fardeen: where?
Anil: you are lookin at my finger jackass
wheres ur pic ha
anyways here u go...
http://www.bollywoodmantra.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/Jaya_karan_Rani.jpg

[sahilstranger]

Karan: well everyon thinks I am faggot.. lemme c if touching these ladies turn me on
Rani: can you take picture fast.. I want this fag to get off my back
old lady: what a wonderful conversation.

http://www.paklinks.com/gsmedia/files/SheeN/arbaazwed3.jpg

[CoolRani]

arbaz khan: aray yaar us ladki ko dekho kitnee sexy hain chalo baad main uska # lay lunka us say
lady (forgot her name): OMG look at him he is so hottttt aray yaar eay kis say shadi kar lee main nay chalo koi baat nahi yeah pasay wala aur woh....aha chalo kal miltay hain us say sory arbaz but kya karo adat say majboor hooohttp://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/03/gere_shetty_wideweb__470x373,0.jpg

[sahilstranger]

Old shaggy: damn.. wat a beauty
Shilpa: god damnit..do these things in private.. whole media is here .. I am in deep shit
Sahil: speechless

http://www.ourbollywood.com/uploads/babul_salman_khan.jpg

[CoolRani]

BIG B (to HEMAJI): hey u looking hot
HEMAMALINI: thanxxxx
salman(to rani): dekho bhuda bhudie pay line par raha hain
Rani: haha shut up aur tum aapnay haat mujh say hataou kay kya ha

http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/node/system/files?file=images/Ashwariya.jpg

[paKikudi14]

Ash-can i be yr wifE
hritick- dnt evn dare com cLoser
haha


http://img.timeinc.net/time/europe/magazine/2005/0530/chan.jpg

[Sweet Munda]

jackie: haha look silicon!
mallika: heey no theyr nooot nauughtty!

http://www.bollywoodworld.ca/bwgallery/albums/userpics/still1%7E4.jpg

[CoolRani]

sunil (to himself): array yaar is akshay nay yeah bandook meray haath main to thamadee makar how willl i use it now let me try it on him first akar aur kuch nahi to ess ki yeh chahra to har souba nahi dekhna paray ka...hahhahah...
pareshji (thinking): array yaar pher aakaya abhi to mujhe lakta hain k yahe he karlou subha say 5 bar chachuka hou pher nahi jounka bathroom akar #2 nahi to #1 tou yaha hosakta hain na......
akshay (thinking): array yaar mein kitna kameena hon kisi ko kuch pata nahi hain hahahha yeah tonoun to bewakoof hian en ko kya pata hahahhaha....sab kuch meri mutabik hoka yeah im the king here

http://www.podmasti.com/uploaded_images/kank-742493.jpg

[L]

Preity: in sab ke mowaan sadewe kyon hai? haso kameeno, woh humari photo kheech raha hai.. :mrgreen:





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http://i.indiafm.com/onthesets/06/kank/still1.jpg


:albino:

[Sweet Munda]

lmao nice pic

the guy in d middle: im tired of bein their lil sex boy....they dont even pay me:(


http://www.bollywoodworld.ca/bwgallery/albums/userpics/normal__2344.JPG

[L]

black dress wali: tereku katraha hai
white dress wali: nahi nahi soong raha hai mua
the guy: sniff sniff






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http://i.indiafm.com/onthesets/06/namastelondon/still15.jpg

[L]

Katrina: apna moo seeda kar!





:p couldn't come up with anything else..
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http://www.indiadaily.org/images/salman_john_and_kareena.jpg

[Jo.]

Salman: ahhhhhhhhhh! the skys falling!
Kareena: chodo mujhe!:batman:
John: Marne se pehle Haan to kehdo!

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/331/akshay42je.jpg

[Ð]

akshay: i look hot, agree or I shall kill you with this pink super chadhi :-|

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http://www.indya.com/nachbaliye3/images/gallery/shahid_kareen/11.jpg

[Sweet Munda]

shahid: hmm kareena ko chodo, usske saath waali....yummm




http://www.bollywoodworld.ca/bwgallery/albums/userpics/normal_still5%7E167.jpg

[L]

Vidya: Arrrrey, brush to kiya karo yaaar!!





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http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8983/dzireashjx0.jpg

[CoolRani]

Ash: tumharay bata kisi aur ladki ki taraf dekh raha hain
Big B: (shocked) kya
Abhi: yaar kya ladki hain main tou phass kaya ho es ash say shadi kar kay
thora sa kisi aur ladki ko dekha nahi kay ye dad ko shkayat kar deti hain

Next.....

http://www.*********.com/admin/event-images/images/IMG_9569-1341466715.JPG

[Ð]

cant see last pic, so lets start over:

Have fun thinkin of a caption for this :tongue:
http://www.fotocorp.com/fcsmdimg/FC12060816.jpg

[Desi-Dna]

Vidya: does my butt look big in this?

[Desi-Dna]

coudlnt find a decent pic, so deal with this lol

http://media.santabanta.com/gal/bollywood/MikaBdayBash/5.jpg

[Ð]

^if thats mika singh; aye ganpat chal daroo laa, ice chala soda kam thoda pani mila...

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http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9425/13894868ls4.jpg

[L]

^ can't see that pic.. :(

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http://i.indiafm.com/memories/09/deepikafarhanoye/still5.jpg

[~*Radha*~]

both of em: man, who just shit on the ground? it wasn't me!

[~*Radha*~]

next:

http://www.naachgaana.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ghajini-3.jpg

[L]

Aamir: arey mere bhai swami anna, zara pankhe ki hawa thodi kam karo, inka ghagra urr raha!!



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http://i43.tinypic.com/2lnva5c.jpg

[madiha]

wellll
farhan: rab nay...............banaa de.........jodi.....haiiiiiii

[L]

next picture ohh madiiiha jiiiiiiiiii.. :albino:

[madiha]

^ woo main sonne ja rahi hon ....lol

[madiha]

lol......here
http://www.masala.com/images/tmp/full/ficci_5_full.jpg

[*AiShWaRyA'sLiLsIs*]

lol......here
http://www.masala.com/images/tmp/full/ficci_5_full.jpg

kareena: u kno pri.. I am trying to keep it cool, but is that saif over there flirtin.... OMG i am sooo gonna start freakin out...

Priyanka: Gurl just calm down its not worth it to lose ur cool over something thats not worth it be like me and assert ur independance.....

[Ð]

^ you have to post a new pic for the next person to caption, i'll do it this time:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5215/img7195.jpg

[L]

the girl: hey mommmmmmmmmy mujhe bhi uthaaaoooo!!!
Raveena: stop pinching beta!!





next:

http://i.indiafm.com/stills/09/kaminey/still30.jpg

[paKikudi14]

Shahid - I can smilee...cheese :mrgreen:

http://www.topnews.in/files/saif-kareena_0.jpg

[L]

karu: take a shower
saifu: last week toh liya tha na


next:
http://images.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/2003/01/28/bollywood/story.jpg

[paKikudi14]

Girl: Aaao Na
Boy: Hold my hand first


http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/83/73/photo.0.0.0x0.410x350.jpeg

[L]

Big B: concentrate on the your steps bahuuuu!!


next:

http://i.indiafm.com/stills/09/threeidiots/still1.jpg

[paKikudi14]

Kareena: Saif ney bhi chor diya..Ab Main Jaoon Kahan


http://www.extramirchi.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/deepika-padukone-ranbir-kapoor.jpg

[L]

Deepika: ye Ranbir gaari rakh kar bhi mujhe paydal chala raha hai..


next:

http://www.bollywoodgossips.net/uploaded_images/ajay_kajol-726365.jpg

[Lucky Kabootar]

teen teen baar apne kaprai dhoi hai hum 8)

http://bollywoodpairs.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/katrina-kaif-akshay-kumar-de-dana-dan.jpg

[L]

^ LOL achha dialogue hai lol roar


Akshay: Katu beta, u need to lose weight
Kats: agar mujhe paani mein giraaya toh teri khayr nahi :D


next:

http://zameers.absolog.ch/files/images/2006/3/mob773_1142753763.jpg

[lady-e]

Sanjay Dutt: MAMUUUU.. Mujhe Lag Tha Hai Ajay Koh Loose Motion Ho Gaya Hai..

Hrithik Roshan: Merii Bodyy Tum Sab Se Achi Hai :cool:

Salman Khan: Mere Jism Hrithik Ko De Diya..

Ajay Devgan: RAJU CHACHA sab kuch GOLMAAL hogaya.. ab kya hoga.. MAIN AISA HI HOON..
http://funnyjoke.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/image0021.jpg

[L]

Abhi: aji sunti ho
Ash: Jee kahiye
Abhi: yeh humaari pyaar ki nishaani


next:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/shropshire/content/images/2009/05/29/hollywood_gallery_04_470x320.jpg

[Mita]

Stallone: Eeehhh m tired of fighting these villians...
Kareena: *thinking* look behind u!!!!!!!

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/12/yash_wideweb__430x354.jpg

[L]

Rekha: show ke baad, isi award se tujhe stab karungi, khush hole ab .. *evil look*




next:

http://i.indiafm.com/img/feature/08/jul/aamirsalman2.jpg

[Mita]

Salman: hehe do i have to hug you amir??
Amir: I dont want you to especially with dose stronG arms

http://z.about.com/d/hinduism/1/0/X/V/v2.jpg

[L]

Amrita: suno ji, jaana zaroori hai kya
Shahid: mai ek fauji hoon, aur mujhe apni dharti maa bulaa rahi hai, yeh mera kartavya hai!


next:

http://s.chakpak.com/se_images/112564_-1_564_none/pokiri-wallpaper.jpg

[Mita]

( dont kn0w their names)
Guy: l0ok at dat ugly r0ck
Girl: yeahh dat r0ck is ugly...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_maRo3z-KVqA/SB0_tcr70OI/AAAAAAAADOs/bhd39kLLIyA/s400/Akshay-Kareena-Tashan.jpg

[L]

Kareena thinking: director jaldi cut bol warna isi kanje se tera gala kaatungi its too hot!!


next:

http://newkerala.com/photo-news/images/3_uni_27thoct.jpg

[Mita]

Rani: have u ever had apples? they are round and grows on trees..
Shahid: Aww they d0 exist then??

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Yth-MzI-wxk/SjEfWLVzfCI/AAAAAAAALEw/dfRe3IqFCgM/s1600/Bollywood-movie-newyork-photos-%2B(16).jpg

[L]

I made shusha help me for this caption's dialogue lol..
thanks shushi.. <3



John: mere left aankh mein kachra hai kya?
Katu: emhmm


next:

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3523/26553425.jpg

[Mita]

Salman:... look hehe dat gal l0oks like katrina...
Ajay: *gives evil smile and Thinks* Im gona tell katrina dat salman was looking at other babes lol

http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/akshay-kumar-and-aishwarya-rai-264x300.jpg

[L]

Akki: im sick of them, when will this silly conference end?
Amitabh: hayyn


next:

http://i34.tinypic.com/3469qme.jpg

[Mita]

Saif: umm Shah rukh , u told me this was a p0ol party..and n0t an awards Function.
Shah Rukh: wh0 cares... we do look uniQue.. others are in their Best elegant clothes and we are umm we umm are different..yea thats the w0rd

http://www.mibazaar.com/blogimages/namastelondon.jpg

[L]

Katrina: Aykki darlin', iss se achhay kapraay naahi milaay tehumko *angrezi accent mein*


next:

http://www.merinews.com/upload/imageGallery/bigImage/1240820894923-jackie%20shroff.jpg

[Mita]

Jackie: m feeling s0 cold... i had t0 wrap my scarF on my head..
Dev Anand: wat? m feeling s0o hot that ot hard to even stand up

http://bollywoodactresskajol.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/kajolkaranjohar30jan2008.jpg

[L]

Karan: Kajol, is my foundation ok?
Kajol: haan good good


next:
http://i33.tinypic.com/334knk3.jpg

[Mita]

Priyanka: ur face feels soo smooth and soft.. tell me the secret
Amrish: *shocKed* even i dint kn0w how h0w smooth my skin was.
..


http://bollywooders.com/images/Akshay-Kareena.jpg

[L]

Akki: Kitne chocolates khaaogi?! No more chocolates for you.. BAS!


next:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5724/multiplexpresser17.jpg

[Mita]

shah ruKh : look me in the eye amir..
Amir: noo m shy

http://akshayonline.com/wp-content/gallery/do-not-distrub-me/bollywood-event-press-meet-of-the-film-do-knot-dis-1339907024abf6fea7f77e4-56330774.jpg

[L]

Lara: uggh Ritesh, when was the last time u took a shower?
Ritesh: aaaaaaaa, tu meri baggal mein ghus ke kaiko baithi?

next:

http://www.thaindian.com/images/sampurn/21215.jpg

[Mita]

katrina: omg i think i left the closet open, boogeyman's gona come here n0w any min
Ranbir: m0mmy m scared!!!!

http://www.apunkachoice.com/upload/movies/movgal4766.jpg

[L]

Salman: your earrings look funny
Priyanka: say it again and u r dead!

next:

http://icdn.indiaglitz.com/hindi/reviews/KKPKC.jpg

[Mita]

Govinda: Have u plucked ur eyebrows??
Preity: No, but i can see you havent

http://www.apnimarzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/Bollywood-Movie-Heroes-Salman-stills.jpg

[skater_boy]

salman: this movie is gonna flop
preity: flop or hit,it doesnt matter,i am getting some work finally

next
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3783/karanjoharshahrukhkhan.jpg