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Punjab-Kool
Sep 22, 2007, 06:33 PM
5 Star Hotel

Why One Should Never Visit a Five Star Hotel...

Question: What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea.

Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: White

Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?
Answer: With milk.

Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk
Answer: With cow milk please.

Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um, I'll take it black.

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.

Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water.

Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: I'll rather die of thirst.

•Amrita•
Sep 22, 2007, 06:45 PM
aww lol
poor guy
t4s

:..*Sweety*..:
Sep 22, 2007, 09:42 PM
hahaha
t4s

chahat
Sep 23, 2007, 07:22 AM
funny
thanks for sharing

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DeViLiSh_CuTiE
Sep 23, 2007, 01:56 PM
LOLx!! pOor visitOr

T4S

x__pOOja
Sep 24, 2007, 06:18 AM
"I'll rather die of thirst."

lmaooooooo
i get this jokee
hahahaha

caLigUrL916
Sep 30, 2007, 07:47 PM
damn... i dont think ive been to a 5 star one yet

*PaRi*
Dec 10, 2008, 12:35 AM
lolz tfs!!

kalashna_love
Dec 10, 2008, 10:11 AM
funny
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