Funny Cybersex convo

[cutey]

Haha, i was really bored one day and googled funny IM chats.ANd i came across this cybersex convos. There's more of this stuff that's a little dirty so i don't know if i'd be violating some bw law by posting it (It's not like sex stories or virtual porn or somthing :S )

Haha, this is some random people trying to cyber, and this guy goes all d and d on her. I pissed myself laughing.

ENjoy!


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

[cooldude]

are't u the "bloodninja" here lol

[cutey]

lol, dude i'm not anyone. I found this on a random site.

[~*~Hum Dil De Chuke~*~]

!!~ Lmao, thats hilarious. I remember coming across that ages ago, it was circulating all over email lolz.. heres another one from that same bloodninja character [um hope I dnt get banned for this!lolz]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your @$$.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your @$$.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Damn am I hard now.

!!Loooool!!

[cutey]

LMAOO!! I have that too. I have a link of this shit, it's like tons of cyber sex convos. I pissed myself laughing so hard!!

Here's another:

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[cooldude]

lol well ..thats pretty sad to see that ...fuckin weird ppl.."britney spears14" lol.. spears is goin down all da time

So u a lot into cybersex stories lol

[~*~Hum Dil De Chuke~*~]

Lol @ Cutey

Lolzzzzzzzzzz!!!~

Nightslasher calm down lmao~ Its just funny convo's and they are funny to laugh at!!

[cooldude]

Lol @ Cutey

Lolzzzzzzzzzz!!!~

Nightslasher calm down lmao~ Its just funny convo's and they are funny to laugh at!!

m chilled.. I was commenting in general on ppl who wrote this kinda stuff..yea offcourse its funny

[cutey]

Night slasher: LOl, dude i'm not a pervert! I just found this hilarious. Hey at least i'm not trying to play the sweet indian girl act, i'm bold enough to post this. Haha i feel like a bad ass now.

Sanam: Lol, dude we had some hardcore chemistry happening yesterday with perversing the love is... topic!

[cooldude]

Night slasher: LOl, dude i'm not a pervert! I just found this hilarious. Hey at least i'm not trying to play the sweet indian girl act, i'm bold enough to post this. Haha i feel like a bad ass now.

Sanam: Lol, dude we had some hardcore chemistry happening yesterday with perversing the love is... topic!

naa actually postin this dnt qualify u as pervert .Actuallly thats commendable stuff.. bold and ttruthful.. ppl just pretend they r like so sweet when they ain't

[cutey]

naa actually postin this dnt qualify u as pervert .Actuallly thats commendable stuff.. bold and ttruthful.. ppl just pretend they r like so sweet when they ain't

FUck yeah!! I am awesome.

Haha i think to be a pervert i'd have to like have intense fantasies or something :S

ANYWAYS! Yeah i don't like pretenders either. I'm so anti girly girly.

[cooldude]

FUck yeah!! I am awesome.

Haha i think to be a pervert i'd have to like have intense fantasies or something :S

ANYWAYS! Yeah i don't like pretenders either. I'm so anti girly girly.


*CLAPS*

i LIKE THat...lolz

[cutey]

*CLAPS*

i LIKE THat...lolz

Sweet. So how old are you? WHere you from?

[cooldude]

Sweet. So how old are you? WHere you from?

Never ask an old man's age lol ...m 22 and m Indian but rite nw m in US

what bout u

[cutey]

Umm im indian too, and 19 from canada.

[cooldude]

Umm im indian too, and 19 from canada.

wowowo 19 is like best age... so where u in Canada if its too emo for u to ask lol

[cutey]

wowowo 19 is like best age... so where u in Canada if its too emo for u to ask lol


Haha, well near toronto.

I suppose it is!I had planned to get work done today and low and behold a friend of my lured me into going clubbing. Lol peer pressure is no good.

[cooldude]

Haha, well near toronto.

I suppose it is!I had planned to get work done today and low and behold a friend of my lured me into going clubbing. Lol peer pressure is no good.

hehe well change is no bad

Work hard but not tooo hard!

[~'.'~ M!$$ ~'.'~]

LOLZZZZZ they well funniiii. especially da one bout rhinocerous lolzzzz

[cutey]

hehe well change is no bad

Work hard but not tooo hard!

Lol yeah i need to find a balance...

[*PaRi*]

LMFAO!! OMG THAT WAS TOO DAMN FUNNY! THANKS FOR SHARING!

[Pimped]

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.


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BAHAHAHAHAH that is just classic

oh and did anyone else notice that cooldude(nightslasher) and cutey were chatting their way into something steamy? lol, will have to look out for their cybersex convos!! lool

RHINOS UP UR ASS!! hehe