Women according to Mechanical Engineers----(funny!!)

[xoxaDoRaBlExox]

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[Devdasi]

omg thtz jokes! :D
especially the chemical properties n hazards bit... :cool: lol
Tfs!

[cooldude]

LoL Sorry to say but thats wrong ..I m a Mechanical Engineer theres not even bit of chemistry in Mechanical..all those things r for "Chemical Engineers"

[CoolRani]

yea tats chemistry i remeeber all tat lolz
but yea women wala is too good lolz hahahahah so funny t4s i wonder ke men wala kaab bane ka aab lolz

[xoxaDoRaBlExox]

lolz....true tat

[daisy]

element: male
discoverer: eve
atomic mass: accepted as 75kg,
but known to vary from 70kg to 300kg

physical properties
1) body surface normally covered with multiple neated hairs
2) boils spontaneously in a field that has a compound
3) found in various grades from infected to defected

chemical properties
1) reacts well to an element that has a body surface normally covered
with film of powder and paint
2) takes advntages of a naked ore
3) the most powerful money making known to a female

common use
1) highly ornamental, especially in outdoor activities
2) can greatly aid relaxation, in complementary theraphies
3) can be a very effective transport

hazards
1) turns blue when placed alongside a superior specimen eventually fadin
into white
2) there must be only two elements that can conform into a compound,
more then two can cause an allergic reaction to the elements
and to the surroundings



now i feel better, why shud the females get dissed for the behaviour, i hope it makes it clear for the guys aswell lol
xxx

[xoxaDoRaBlExox]

lolz...daisy
thats a good one
:D