Why AZNZ R GREAT?

[bad gurl]

Why aznz r great


1. Dey always av 2 bargin even if itz a gud deal:razz:

2.Aznz r on income support buh work 4 chacha jee across d road:---)

3.der dad drives a taxi

4.Aznz r always ryt no mata what

5.Aznz dnt move into a area dey INVADE it! :cool:

6. 15yr old boiz knw evr1 dey av 'contacts' :roll:

7. der dadz worst nytmare is his own brother

8.wen sum1 iz iii d 1st thing 2 arrive is a bottle of lucozade

9.neva luk at a azn if u do den dey say 'WHAT YOU LUKN AT? WANNA FYT':custom5:



lmao a gt dis tx n had 2 put it on eya a gta admit most of dese r true lolzz

[Devdasi]

I take it aznz means Asians...
This is like 1 of those 'U know ur Asian wen...' e-mails
yea sum of em r funny...

[bad gurl]

I take it aznz means Asians...
This is like 1 of those 'U know ur Asian wen...' e-mails
yea sum of em r funny...

Hey u ayt? yh itz lyk those emailz i wantd 2 put dis up cos it reminded me soooo much of ma bruva n guyz a knw lolz hope ur k? xXx

[Devdasi]

Hey u ayt? yh itz lyk those emailz i wantd 2 put dis up cos it reminded me soooo much of ma bruva n guyz a knw lolz hope ur k? xXx
yea im fine... y wuldnt i b?... :confused:

[Lucky Kabootar]

English nahin ati to baat hi mat karo na <_<
horrible l33tsp3ak!

[Devdasi]

Hey u ayt? yh itz lyk those emailz i wantd 2 put dis up cos it reminded me soooo much of ma bruva n guyz a knw lolz hope ur k? xXx
If u think those r funny
Take a look at these! :cool:

You know you are Asian when..


* When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

* There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.

* You make tea in a saucepan.

* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

* You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

* You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.

* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and
doesn't talk to her for ten years.

* You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

* You hide everything from your parents.

* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

* You do all the housework and cooking if you
are female.

* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

* Everyone is a family friend.

* Everyone always called you for help on homework.

* You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

* You were thick so you studied computer science or childcare instead.

* You know no one who has studied music.

* You want to go to a university as far away from home as possible.

* You still came back home to live with your parents after you
had finished.

* Your best friend got married at the age of 18.

* You like the meat well done.

* You eat onions with everything.

* You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

* You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

* You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly watch/hear them

* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex,
especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles
radius.

* You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".

* You secure your baggage with a rope.

* You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and
you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to
pick you up.

* You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.

* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like
a member of the royal family.

* You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of
how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

* Your Dad drives a Nissan.

* You're rich so he drives a Mercedes.

* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go

* When you were little you always wondered why your English
friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in the morning

* To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and
not as a grooming aid

* Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names

* You have annoying nicknames like Chotu or Chicku

* Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter)

* Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds

* Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day

* Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

* At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India/Pakistan"

* No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming
over for a visit.

* Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not
going to be a doctor/ engineer.

* You're parent's always say while shopping abroad, "It's
cheaper in
India/Pakistan"

[Stricly Singhs Mafia]

English nahin ati to baat hi mat karo na <_<
horrible l33tsp3ak!

dats kinda a rude yaar
i mean no offense
but i think she is talkin okay
its just the way she be writing it that is makin it hard to understand
but i found that to be very rude

[bad gurl]

English nahin ati to baat hi mat karo na <_<
horrible l33tsp3ak!

wtf?? whats your problem i didnt know dat u cant understand slang you trying to say i dont know english when i'm using english slang? i will edit it if you got such a problem :rolleyes: you could have just told me to write it in full.

btw am not changin d way i type n am not reali a rude person buh u wer askin 4dis. inabit

[bad gurl]

dats kinda a rude yaar
i mean no offense
but i think she is talkin okay
its just the way she be writing it that is makin it hard to understand
but i found that to be very rude

heya thanx 4 stickin up 4me x lol ur actully goin 2 fynd ma reply 2d comment more rude buh cant help it. i had 2 reply sowie

[Lucky Kabootar]

Ha to karo naa edit .. hum parna chahinge ..

One more thing, whatever rubbish you typed, slang door ki baat hai .. sub rubbish hai .. Even "angraiz ki awlad" will not like to read what you typed!

bruva? And what on earth is aznz? You didn't even bother yourself to explain it to "The Career Girl" atleast :P?

and no baby (K) you were not rude at all .. please try harder .. without saying sorry .. I like it ..

[-PiNk PrinCess-]

Take a chill pill guys!
everyone has their own opinion, and we should respect that
off topic comments will be deleted !

Safe
-Mod

[-PiNk PrinCess-]

Bad girl be a good girl and dont use that language again

Topic locked !