Male and Female non-living objects

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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:



FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:? Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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haha...really good
lolz...remote controls...i too thought it was male but after reading it...lolz

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haha...really good
lolz...remote controls...i too thought it was male but after reading it...lolz
hehe. By the way Im Asif - i think my stalker should know my name :p :p :p j/k

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stalker...me? O:) hey just doing my job...lol...jokes

btw ur stalkers name is mona...lolz

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stalker...me? O:) hey just doing my job...lol...jokes

btw ur stalkers name is mona...lolz
hang on, your job is Egg Timer? Lol how nice.

nice to meet you mona

and I believe the correct spelling is "stalker's" <-- notice the apostrophe? hehe :p

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hang on, your job is Egg Timer? Lol how nice.

nice to meet you mona

and I believe the correct spelling is "stalker's" <-- notice the apostrophe? hehe :p


egg timer? :rolleyes: wtf is tat

thank u for da spelling correction genius...lolz
haha:)

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egg timer? :rolleyes: wtf is tat

thank u for da spelling correction genius...lolz
haha:)
you don't know what i'm referring to?

read the thread again. i thought guys didn't pay attention... jeez! lolz

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you don't know what i'm referring to?

read the thread again. i thought guys didn't pay attention... jeez! lolz

ok i get it now...lolz
but my job aint egg timer
but i gotta admit freezer bags n hammer totally apply to men
btw guys really dont pay attention hehe...i must of just overlooked the whole egg timer thing....lolz
anywats any spelling mistakes genius?;)

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ok i get it now...lolz
but my job aint egg timer
but i gotta admit freezer bags n hammer totally apply to men
btw guys really dont pay attention hehe...i must of just overlooked the whole egg timer thing....lolz
anywats any spelling mistakes genius?;)

lol typical woman! :p

yeah i can admit that som eof the things are very true about us men, but you can't hide that women are described perfectly too. only thing it missed out was terrible female drivers and stubborn women who will hold a grudge against you for the rest of your life!

no u didnt overlook it, u just didnt pay attention (women have tunnel vision so they just notice things in front of them at a given time, not wots around them!) :batman:

"anywats" ? what the hell is that?lol

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lol typical woman! :p

yeah i can admit that som eof the things are very true about us men, but you can't hide that women are described perfectly too. only thing it missed out was terrible female drivers and stubborn women who will hold a grudge against you for the rest of your life!

no u didnt overlook it, u just didnt pay attention (women have tunnel vision so they just notice things in front of them at a given time, not wots around them!) :batman:

"anywats" ? what the hell is that?lol

looks like someone has a whole list of things to describe women...though sadly its wrong...hahaha
and women aren't terrible drivers they're just safe and smart drivers...its better to be safe than sorry...isn't tat true Asif? :rolleyes:
and a proven fact- men have a tendency to think they are always right but unfortunately their 'supposed superiority' becomes very costly by da opposite sex...so yeah i did overlook it ;) but did pay attention

"anywats" thats meant to be anyway but its a kinda thing where ur brain thinks ahead and u write something else...

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looks like someone has a whole list of things to describe women...though sadly its wrong...hahaha
and women aren't terrible drivers they're just safe and smart drivers...its better to be safe than sorry...isn't tat true Asif? :rolleyes:
and a proven fact- men have a tendency to think they are always right but unfortunately their 'supposed superiority' becomes very costly by da opposite sex...so yeah i did overlook it ;) but did pay attention

"anywats" thats meant to be anyway but its a kinda thing where ur brain thinks ahead and u write something else...

my gosh, look at all you wrote. you mustave thought long and hard about each word and how you worded each sentence!! hehe

in short, women drivers stink, they are soooo slow and careful that they get normal, good drivers angry which in turn causes us guys to have a higher accident rate in statistics!! hehe, gosh i sound so bad!! i dont mind girls who are really good drivers. U ever watch top gear? U see that girl who thrashed clarkson at the nurburgring?

U overlooked something but you did pay attention? U mean u didnt, otherwise you wouldnt have overlooked it! :p

yeah i know what you meant :p , just fout id see what witty comment you had to say to that.... have to say, i liked what i saw ;)

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my gosh, look at all you wrote. you mustave thought long and hard about each word and how you worded each sentence!! hehe

in short, women drivers stink, they are soooo slow and careful that they get normal, good drivers angry which in turn causes us guys to have a higher accident rate in statistics!! hehe, gosh i sound so bad!! i dont mind girls who are really good drivers. U ever watch top gear? U see that girl who thrashed clarkson at the nurburgring?

U overlooked something but you did pay attention? U mean u didnt, otherwise you wouldnt have overlooked it! :p

yeah i know what you meant :p , just fout id see what witty comment you had to say to that.... have to say, i liked what i saw ;)


haha...but u beat me...urs is nearly half an essay

though its a shame how u seem to generalise and be so stereotypical of women drivers...looks like all u see is old Asian women driving ....hehe
and yes u sound real bad....lolz :P but male drivers are just clearly foolish risk takers...i hope i dont need to elaborate on it as a few words just sums it up about men ...hahah:D

u always seem to find one small mistake in my post...i think u really read every letter n probably between the sentences...lolz:)

hehe...witty comment...anytime...;)

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haha...but u beat me...urs is nearly half an essay

though its a shame how u seem to generalise and be so stereotypical of women drivers...looks like all u see is old Asian women driving ....hehe
and yes u sound real bad....lolz :P but male drivers are just clearly foolish risk takers...i hope i dont need to elaborate on it as a few words just sums it up about men ...hahah:D

u always seem to find one small mistake in my post...i think u really read every letter n probably between the sentences...lolz:)

hehe...witty comment...anytime...;)
lol well i am not studying anymore so i needed the practise!! lol.

omg, women drivers and elderly drivers - elderly women drivers are just a deadly combination!! haha. well i can be nice when it's the right day, but i hate being stuck behind over cautious drivers...... why would anyone emergency brake when they are driving past ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!?!?! even if they go past parked cars, they just emergency brake or drive at 0.001 mph! seriously, i know kids could run out, but that's where forward thinking and HAZARD PERCEPTION comes into play.

nah, there are those guys that are just foolish and think they are good drivers, but then there are drivers like me who don't take risks, but just know when there is a time and a place to make the right manouvres!! some are just immature kids thinking they can drive coz dadday bought them a new car on HP!!

lol yeah i am known for being picky! :p

well now dont get a big head coz i complimented you there, i couldave been less nicer about ur comment .... ;)

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lol well i am not studying anymore so i needed the practise!! lol.

omg, women drivers and elderly drivers - elderly women drivers are just a deadly combination!! haha. well i can be nice when it's the right day, but i hate being stuck behind over cautious drivers...... why would anyone emergency brake when they are driving past ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!?!?! even if they go past parked cars, they just emergency brake or drive at 0.001 mph! seriously, i know kids could run out, but that's where forward thinking and HAZARD PERCEPTION comes into play.

nah, there are those guys that are just foolish and think they are good drivers, but then there are drivers like me who don't take risks, but just know when there is a time and a place to make the right manouvres!! some are just immature kids thinking they can drive coz dadday bought them a new car on HP!!

lol yeah i am known for being picky! :p

well now dont get a big head coz i complimented you there, i couldave been less nicer about ur comment .... ;)

awww u poor thing...looks like someone has had an excruciatingly bad experience...lmao
though wat u stated above about elderly women driving could easily be applied to elder men...u do realise that? Majority of women are ten times better drivers than men can ever be (a proven fact, i believe)...
u seem to be criticizing all women in general[-X younger women are better drivers and not overly cautious as u would think it to be...
but there are individuals out there both men and women who (well i cant help but agree with you, unfortunately...lol) are extremely careful and cautious when driving...
though its a trait in women to be extra careful and men to be careless

unlike some people (no names mentioned) i dont tend to grow a head when complimented...i guess u could say i'm little humble....ohh was that one of ur nice comments...i never noticed
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awww u poor thing...looks like someone has had an excruciatingly bad experience...lmao
though wat u stated above about elderly women driving could easily be applied to elder men...u do realise that? Majority of women are ten times better drivers than men can ever be (a proven fact, i believe)...
u seem to be criticizing all women in general[-X younger women are better drivers and not overly cautious as u would think it to be...
but there are individuals out there both men and women who (well i cant help but agree with you, unfortunately...lol) are extremely careful and cautious when driving...
though its a trait in women to be extra careful and men to be careless

unlike some people (no names mentioned) i dont tend to grow a head when complimented...i guess u could say i'm little humble....ohh was that one of ur nice comments...i never noticed
:)

lool. yes elderly men pee me off too.

okay let's put this to rest once and for all shall we?

i am about to make a post somewhere, can you find it?

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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.- you got that right lmao jk jk