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Pimped
Feb 09, 2009, 12:35 AM
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 Years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, He finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and Ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the Bed, the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman In years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't Resist, don't
complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him No matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very Dangerous.

If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, Honey. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering In my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too!'

x__pOOja
Feb 10, 2009, 05:45 AM
LMFAO! Eww vaseline
ahahahahahah
t4s
:D:D

Pimped
Feb 10, 2009, 11:36 AM
What the hell is that guy doing to that girl in ur avi? :o shock-horror

муѕтєяισυѕ_gιяℓ
Feb 10, 2009, 03:42 PM
( *ahem* loooooooool ^ )

lmaooooo nyc
t4s

:..*Sweety*..:
Feb 10, 2009, 09:03 PM
heard it before
but still funny
t4s !

Pimped
Feb 10, 2009, 09:04 PM
heard it before
but still funny
t4s !
tut tut.... naughty chokri!

xoxaDoRaBlExox
Feb 11, 2009, 04:36 AM
haha...funny
:)

*PaRi*
Jul 10, 2009, 08:03 AM
hahahahahaha talk about backfire.

Desichick
Jul 15, 2009, 08:51 PM
fuckin nell man lmao tf4 lol g

kalashna_love
Oct 06, 2009, 08:53 AM
LMFAO! Eww vaseline
ahahahahahah
t4s
:D:D

hahahahhahahahahahah:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

kalashna_love
Oct 06, 2009, 09:00 AM
muhahahha he should have brought it with him......

Devdasi
Oct 07, 2009, 12:34 AM
lolz...... :D

•Amrita•
Oct 21, 2009, 08:31 PM
LOL ewwwwwww

Pimped
Oct 22, 2009, 12:43 AM
Vaseline for sale.... lol, u no u love it Amrita :P

kalashna_love
Oct 23, 2009, 08:10 AM
Vaseline for sale.... lol, u no u love it Amrita :P

really can i get some when we go over to her house? it will be fun, i promise.