oneliners! lol

[*PaRi*]

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "

Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

[:..*Sweety*..:]

hahaha
good ones !
t4s

[-Hope-]

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?



what's the answer to this?
let me guess
is it naked :-s tell me later the correct answer to this 8-[

:custom14:really the joke make me laugh :custom14:

clap clap

[Desichick]

lol good 1 man t4s lol

[*PaRi*]

:D thanks guys.

[L]

LOOL :custom14:
yea, whats tha answer to that one :P the turtle one?


t4s :p

[*PaRi*]

LOOL :custom14:
yea, whats tha answer to that one :P the turtle one?


t4s :p






haha the answer is whatever you want it to be lol