RP: Sholay

[L]

Bollywood Farms ki SHOLAY



http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2383/sholay.jpg






As discussed in this thread (http://www.bwforums.com/showthread.php?t=20152),
the players are as follows:

- Gabbar ................................................. Lia
- Armless Thaakur ................................... Lia
- Jai .................................................. ..... L
- Veeru .................................................. . BLUFF MASTER
- Basanti ................................................. paKikudi14
- Dhanno (ghodi) ..................................... Jangly Kabootar
- Armelsss Thaakur's Widwa bahu ............ муѕтєяισυѕ_gιяℓ
- Kaaliya ................................................ Jangly Kabootar
- Saambha ............................................. L
- Daroga (police) .................................... a secret LOL





chalo mere gabroo jawan saathiyo,
sab ko bhoon ke rakhdaalo.. :rambo:
start:






Once upon a time, there was a pahaar, a mountain,
and kisi ki hasne ki awaaz aarahi thi wahan se ..


http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2383/sholay.jpg

[Lucky Kabootar]

http://www.lonelywanderer.com/images3.fotopic.net/index912b.html?iid=yfimlj&outx=600&quality=70

[Lia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/quietthief/g2.jpg

mwahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahaaaaa

kitne aadmi hain online?

[Lucky Kabootar]

^
hahahaa chaaadu baby ..


Kalia: .......................................


kahin gao mai, dhanno aur uski malkin ghumte rehte hai forest mai

Dhanno:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00142/Travel_Bulgaria_142318a.jpg

oiii hoiiiii Pakodi ko dekho zara :P

[paKikudi14]

hahaha^


'Chal Dhano!'

[Lia]

Gabbar

halkat kaaliya .. hans hans ke gala baith gaya

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/quietthief/g2.jpg

kahan margaya yeh tharki?

[Lucky Kabootar]

Konse tharki ko dhoondh rahain hai aaap, sardar?

http://sholaythemovie.googlepages.com/Kalia_Sholay.jpg/Kalia_Sholay-full.jpg

zara sambhal ke

[Lucky Kabootar]

hahaha^


'Chal Dhano!'



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qj1zS1O6lIc/Sb00IcfkYDI/AAAAAAAAAMA/_9w1wew8Nto/s400/Dhanno.jpeg

kahaan jana pasand karengi aap, maddam?

[paKikudi14]

pehle kuch khana letey hain

[Lucky Kabootar]

ye le
aagaye ..

http://www.petclubuk.com/tmp/assets/1238257986001.jpg

[Lucky Kabootar]

Kalia to Gabbar: 2 admi hai, sardaaar ..
mai daraaawa houn. Aur matt daraiye :(

[Lia]

:shock: oye kaaliye tu kahan tak parha hai halkat?
ginti bhi theek se nahi aati tujhe :mad:

[Lucky Kabootar]

2 admi hai, bas aise hee boldiya na .. jaise aslee film mai bola tha Kaliya.

[Lia]

yh ramu ki aag type sholay hai 8-[ kuch bhi oot patang chalega

[L]

Saambha: Sardaar, kahin se goliyon ki awaaz aarahi hai :shock:

[Lia]

gabbar: kiska pait loche maar raha? :mad:

[L]

Saambha:

sardaar woh dekho dhowaan oima .. lagta hai koi aaraha wahan se.. usi ke pait mein locha hoga..
woh haweli ki taraf se aaraha sardaar.. kahin woh "armful" Thaakur toh nahi? :shock:
sardaar ji, i miss your hansi! Aap zyaada hasa karo, I got you strepsils, fikar not!

[L]

Sambha:

ye lo sardaar, aapke liye strepsils..

http://www.pedersorenapteekki.fi/WebRoot/OVA/Shops/BothniaApteekki/4843/C1B9/BB37/9E49/800F/59FA/3D22/544C/StrepsilsOrig24.jpg

[Lia]

Gabbar ..

armfull thakur ki bahu bhaag gayi ..
usko pakadne bhaag raha thakur idhar udhar

budbak londe "vicks asli honey lo khich khich dur karo" :mad:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/quietthief/g2.jpg

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaaha

[L]

Sambha:

sahi bolta sahi bolta
sardaar, yeh vicks asli honey lo, khich khich duur karo

http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/pics/products/23057/2/vicks-lozenges-honey.jpg


Aapka loving,
budbak londa a.k.a Sambha

[Lia]

arm-wala thakur


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1538/thakur.jpg

mysterious bahu , budhe ko kaiko douraati left right ..
white saari nahi pehenni hai toh bol de .. abbas mastan type pant shirt darzi se silwadunga

[Lia]

arm-wala thakur

yeh le mysterious bahu ..

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6712/01whiteshirtlarge.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7973/1921045whitetrouserpant.jpg


gabbar ke ilaaqe se chori kar ke laaya hoon .. kambakhat mere peeche peeche bhaag raha .. pohonchta hoga .. chal chupjate hain bahu 8-[

[L]

itna sannaata kyun hai bhaiiiiiii iii iii ii i .. . http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg

[Lucky Kabootar]

mereku ujaaala hee ujaala dikhra hai bhaiii ..
ye white white kaprai dekhne ke liye sunglasses pehena parenga ..

[L]

somewhere in some jail two qaidis were having a chit chat..
Jai: Arey Veeru im bored re.. :(

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2cfviOReDrU/0.jpg

[Lucky Kabootar]

Kalia to Gabbar

Sardaar, aap aaj kyaa khanaa chahinge?

[paKikudi14]

Basanti aur Dhanno walking..thori dair main koi awaz ati http://209.85.12.234/11114/154/emo/scream.gif (javascript:add_smilie(":scream"))

[Lia]

Gabbar

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/715/amjadkhan3.jpg

kuch bhi laa khane jaldi se kaliaa

[Lucky Kabootar]

Kalia to Gabbar


Jo hukum

ye leejiye sardaar, peeseee howiiii aaloo, angraijee mai mashed potatoes.
aap kuch dublai dikre na, isi liye..

http://www.1001recipe.com/recipes/food/soy_marinated_chicken_with_mashed_potato/soy_marinated_chicken_with_mashed_potato_main.jpg


Chicken ke saath .. khao miya .. sehhat banao ..

[Lucky Kabootar]

Basanti aur Dhanno walking..thori dair main koi awaz ati http://209.85.12.234/11114/154/emo/scream.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie(":scream"))

Dhanno to Basanti

Oiiiiii ma .. gabbar ki hasne ki awaaaz?

[Lia]

Gabbar

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/715/amjadkhan3.jpg


main hasne ke layak nahi raha ghodio .. woh kameena thakur meri white pant aur white shirt rassi ke uppar se nikaal ke bhaag gaya .. uske peeche peeche bhaag ke itna wazan kum hogaya mera .. thoda chiken wicken khalun phir hasunga vicks ki goli khaa ke

[Lia]

Gabbar

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/quietthief/g2.jpg

mwahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahaaaaa

*walking towards basanti*

[L]

Sambha says:
Sardaar aapke liye mai surprise waala gift laaya..
aap basanti ko nachaao.. nachne ke baad aapko gift milega..
aap bas woh chiku chiku aur vicks ki goliyaan khaana matt bhoolna..


*some "armful" gift is wrapped* :mrgreen:


oye basantiiiiiiiiiiiii !

[Lia]

Gabbar

*gabbar ne basanti ka haath pakad liya*

oyeeeee basanti ek baat sunnn naaa
mujhse shadi karle tu pleej
tera naam roshan karunga kasam se

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5973/2006040702880101.jpg

[Lucky Kabootar]

Kaliyaaa

sardaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar .. apka dinnu basanti ko sataane ke baad ..

http://scrapetv.com/News/Images/chicken%20fried%20steak.jpg


gosh aur sabzi ka saalan bhi lo ..

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s--n1TR94Vs/SYezU9Vpt_I/AAAAAAAAJeU/4-nmGOz7N4c/s400/pinto-bean-beef-soup-400x400-kalynskitchen.jpg


roti ke saath ..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_adZ5UAGT3Mg/RzfhcFXJaII/AAAAAAAAA9c/LBJLKBP4eWk/s400/mooli+paratha.jpg

[Lia]

Gabbar

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/quietthief/g2.jpg

oh kaliyaaaa .. tu basanti ko pakad ke rakh
tab tak main yeh first class dinnu karta hoon

[Lucky Kabootar]

Kaliyaa to Gabbar

kass ke pakarliya, sardaar ..
araaam se khaana ..

*grabs Basanty and gets her verrrry close to his body*

wow .. kya aik nayee love story paida hoingi?

[Lia]

hona chahiye

[Lucky Kabootar]

Dhanno

after seeing the chipkam chipkii of Kaliyaa and Basanti ..

http://friendsofkinshipcircle.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/white-horse-shock.jpg

[Lucky Kabootar]

http://heritageaction.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/white-horse.jpg


Kyaaa se kyaaaaaaaaa
hooogayaaaaaaaaaaa~
bewafaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
tere pyaaaaar maaaai~

[paKikudi14]

basanti tries to run away..

[L]

Sambha to himself:

omg lagta hai kaaliya ko basanti se pyaar hogaya..
aur yeh bhi lagta hai ke dhanno was already in luv with basanti..
magar basanti ko pata nahi tha iss ke baaray mein.. omg..
i wonder, basanti ke mann mein kya chal raha hai?
basanti kis ko chunegi, dhanno ko ya kaaliya ko..

*sambha faints* http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

aur woh dekho sardaar kaise thuss raha dinnu..
hume bulaaya bhi nahi.. :cry:

[Lia]

*gabbar faints too*

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

yeh new twist kahan se aya

[L]

sardaar ghor karo..Kaaliya ke feelings grow horahe hain towards basanti
aur dhanno ko kitna hurt hua..

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

ye sab aapki wajeh se hua hai sardaar..
aap thussne gaey, aur yeh twist twist hua!

[paKikudi14]

phir basanti and gabbar twist and twist.. ;)

[Lia]

gabbar ko sochne ka time chahiye

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

nirnay kal lega gabbar mahiyawanshi

[paKikudi14]

Basanti goes by dhano and explains her


sabar kar dhano..tu sabar kar bas!

[Lia]

phir basanti and gabbar twist and twist.. ;)



ghodi .. gabbar ko nahi, kaaliya ko tujhse pyaar hogaya

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

samajhti nahi hai baat ko ajati hai raat ko phir kehti hai andhera hai

[L]

Oimaa.. Basanti ne sardaar ko aankh maara! http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg


LOOOL sambha, kaaliya aur dhanno ko hero log se zyaada footage mila hai iss movie mein 8-[ kya movie hai!

[Lia]

http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg *gabbar in shock*


*song*


aankh maarey basanti aankh maarey
seeti bajaye .. sataaaaaye
beech jungle mein hay naam mera pukaarey
oh karke ishaare
basanti aankh maare

[paKikudi14]

ghodi .. gabbar ko nahi, kaaliya ko tujhse pyaar hogaya

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

samajhti nahi hai baat ko ajati hai raat ko phir kehti hai andhera hai


lekin main gabbar ko pasand karti hoon...



ziada bolti nahi hoon main..chal raaat ko wahin milte hain

[L]

Sambha & Kaaliya http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg

ee ho haa
ee ho haa
ee ho
ha ha ho ha

ee ho haa
ee ho haa
ee ho
ha ha ho ha

[Lia]

*ek aur song*

http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg

kia pyaar kiya kambakht ishq
main toh haar gaya kambakht ishq
mujhe maar gaya kambakht ishq
haye rabba yeh kia hogaya

[paKikudi14]

Jab Pyaar Kia Tu Darna Kyaa Gabbar

[L]

Sambha & Kaaliya http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg
Sholay mein antaakshri

[Lia]

Gabbar

:oops: mereku sharam arahi hai ab toh

[L]

Sambha & Kaaliya http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg

sardaar ko sharam?!
sardaar, Basanti ko kaanch par nahi nachaaogey?
Hum baatli King admin se chori karke laatay..

[paKikudi14]

LOLLLLL


Dhanno cheekhtii zoor see.. basanti goes on side..

phir pata chalta.. aik secret basanti ko :shock:

[Lia]

:shock: haan daru ki baatli lao jaldi se

:shock: kia pata chala basanti ko?

[paKikudi14]

Gabbar koi game khail raha hai ...:shock:


Agar woh haan boltaa hai tu bach ke rehnaa


irade naikk nahi hain Gabbar ke...


Chal basanti hum ghar chalte ab...mushqil hojaye gi..



*basanti and dhanno chale gaye*

[Lia]

Gabbar

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/quietthief/g2.jpg

mwahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahaaaaa

gabbar ki ijazat ke bina koi yahan se jaa nahi sakta

chal basanti naach .. for a change dhanno ko bhi nacha

[Lucky Kabootar]

*dhanno and Basanti dancing*

http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Horse_white_united_states_2005.jpg

[Lia]

*gabbar in shock"

*shocking music*
tanananannanananannananannanananananananana

what
what
what
what
what

basanti ek ADMI hai :shock:

:shock:
:shock:
:shock:
:shock:
:shock:
:shock:
:shock:

[Lucky Kabootar]

Gabbar koi game khail raha hai ...:shock:


Agar woh haan boltaa hai tu bach ke rehnaa


irade naikk nahi hain Gabbar ke...


Chal basanti hum ghar chalte ab...mushqil hojaye gi..



*basanti and dhanno chale gaye*



http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8915983/2/istockphoto_8915983-horse-nose.jpg


BASANTI KI YADAAASHT KO KYA HOGAYAAA BHAI LOG ..

isi liye .. Mereku/Kaliya ku chhor ke uss ghaleees Gabbar ke paas chaligay!

[Lia]

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[paKikudi14]

BASANTI nahi nachey gi

[Lucky Kabootar]

*Dhanno*

ab tereku kya hogaya Gabbar .. pait mai locha?

[Lia]

Gabbar

NACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH basanti :evil:

warna i'll kill dhanno :evil:

*apna gun nikaal ke hawa mein firing karingz*

[Lucky Kabootar]

*Dhanno to Gabbar*
jao mere saaare posts parke jawab de Gabbar ..
Basanti paagal haaai! O_O mera yaqeeen karr!

[paKikudi14]

http://www.thehotspotonline.com/blahblah/articles/bollyanimal1.jpg

Basanti nahi nachi geyy..

goli chalaaao

[Lucky Kabootar]

matt chalaa goli
hum nahin marna chahte hai
Pagal basanti ko mardo khali marna hai to <_<
hum uska saath chhor diye ..
gaddaaaaaaaaaaaaaar :(

[Lia]

gabbar to dhanno
dhanno tu basanti ko nachwa warna main shahid ko goli maardunga .. dekh dhanno basanti ko tujhse pyaar nahi .. keh rahi hai chalo goli dhanno par :shock:

leave her and join gabbar gang 8)

[paKikudi14]

Basanti nachey gi basanti nachey gi..

[Lucky Kabootar]

*Dhanno made a decision*
Hum Dhanna ko dhoondne jhariyon mai chale jare forever..
mereku ashirvad do ..

wapas nahin aungi mai ..
ensaano se bharosa uthgaya :(

http://files.myopera.com/SittingFox/albums/405781/White%20horse.jpg

tata ..

[Lucky Kabootar]

Kaliaaa batliyaaaa jama kara, King kane se, abb tor ne mai mashghool hai

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45014000/jpg/_45014903_glass_466_afp.jpg

Oh BTW, thats Gabbu in the pic :D

[paKikudi14]

ruk jaaao dhanno


Basanti tumhare bagair nahi rehsakti

[Lia]

Gabbar

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/quietthief/g2.jpg

basanti >> chal naaaaaaaaaach

dhanno >> tu bhi naaaach

[Lucky Kabootar]

<-- Elaaish undercover

[Lia]

:evil: chalo nacho ab .. no nakhre warna dono ko goliyon se uradunga

[paKikudi14]

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/protectedimage.php?image=StephenHorne/sholay03.jpg


:cry:

[Lia]

theek se thumka maar :-s

[paKikudi14]

http://www.bharatwaves.com/portal/uploads/original_img44e4843c54b89.jpg


aye gabbar, dikhtaa nahii? :evil:

[Lia]

dikhao na :wink:

[paKikudi14]

Basanti stops and start to think 8-[

[Lucky Kabootar]

Kalia to Gabbar

Dhanno bhaaag gaiiiiiiiiiii, sardaar ..
aaapke ankhain hai ya battan! ..
gooli kyun nahin chalaaai!

[-PiNk PrinCess-]

1 2 3

Helen ne Entry Mari

Ting tring tring ring ring

http://i32.tinypic.com/ifa3d1.gif

Oooooouuuuuuuuuuuu OOOOOOO

Mehbooba oh mehbooba mehbooba oh mehbooba Ouuooooooooo


http://i31.tinypic.com/308cpcn.gif

Gulshan main phool khelte hain jab sehra main milte hain main aur tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

http://i28.tinypic.com/2whe2xf.gif


Agla nach break ke baad!

[Lia]

*Gabbar thumka lagawingz with Helen*

http://i28.tinypic.com/2whe2xf.gif

ououououououuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[L]

Sambha & Kaaliya:

http://i31.tinypic.com/308cpcn.gif

gulu gulu
gulu gulu
oh gulu gulu
oh gulu gulu

[Lia]

jai ko koi bulao http://i31.tinypic.com/308cpcn.gif

[L]

http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/cute-panda/zombie.jpg

Jai sings:
"woh" dostiiiiii
hum todh karrr
aagaey
aagaey ey ey hum magarrrrr
veeru ko saath na lasakey



http://mimg.sulekha.com/hindi/sholay-1975/Stills/sholay21.jpg

[L]

Jai:

amma yaar

http://mimg.sulekha.com/hindi/sholay-1975/Stills/sholay19.jpg

*right hand on the kamar n left hand floating in air like bheek manging with a straight palm*

*haaayn*

thakk gaya mai veeru ko awaaz dey dey key.. meyra gala bayyth gaya hayn..

[-PiNk PrinCess-]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/SilentHillette/NEWEST/helen.gif

Yehhhhhhhh mera dil pyar ka deeewana trururururururur

[Lucky Kabootar]

^
loool ..

Kaliaaa ko bore hora ..
Gabbar jee kahan hai?

[Lia]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/715/amjadkhan3.jpg

*Gabbar bohot ghusse mein hai, usko sochne ka time chahiye*

[L]

Sambha: http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

Sardaar yeh dekho
buddhe ko maine pakar kar laaya
aur haaton se baandh bhi diya rapaa rapp
yeh lo photo *hands sardaar Gabbar a photograph*



bohot thakaadiya mujhe isne, bohot bhagaaya, mai bhi dubla hogaya sardaar.. http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

[L]

Helen ji
tururururururu
aap mera massage karengi?


mai bohot thakk gaya bhaag bhaag ke http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

[L]

Jai got bored since Veeru abhi tak jail se bhaaga nahi and didn't follow him yet..
so he decided to go on a tour in the gaoun.. sightseeing ke mood mein hai Jai..

http://www.parent-2-parent.com/forum/images/smilies/th_smiley-camera.gif

achaanak kisi pahaari ilaaqe *lol* mein pohonchta hai apna Jai..
he sees a pleasant group of chaps *lol* all having waterguns *or so he though* and were laughing!
duur se lagta hai usko ke ek bakra tanga hua hai rassi se..
nazdeek se jaakar dekha toh *oimaa* Thaakur tha!

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

[Lia]

*Gabbar to Armfull Thakur*

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4425/sholay03.jpg


o thakur .. tu ne bohot waat lagayi meri
meri white patloon chori kar ke theek nahi kiya tu ne ..

mere pass toh 2 jodi kapre hain .. ek toh yeh dead green badboodaar jodi
aur dusri jodi legaya badi khushi se dhobi ke pass .. aur ghissne ke baad green se white hogaya .. *washing powder nirma, detergent tikiya nirma*

magar sali meri kismat hi phuti thi .. tu utha ke bhaag gaya mere kapre

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1649/tuu.gif

oh sambha / kaalia
kahan margaye murde?
jao mere liye kitchen se churi lao

:bigsmurf:

[Lia]

*Thakur to himself*

*haila*

http://sholaythemovie.googlepages.com/sholay-thakur.jpg/sholay-thakur-full.jpg

[storyteller23]

*Thakur to himself*

*haila*

http://sholaythemovie.googlepages.com/sholay-thakur.jpg/sholay-thakur-full.jpg




Gabbar: Now I am gonna shoot you!
Thakur: Holy crap.. I think I just shit in my pants