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[Lia]

:cool: chalo those who have any type of problem including julaab ..


ask lulu for help .. dhannevaad!

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8-[

[Lucky Kabootar]

tere terms 'n' conditions kya hai?

[Lia]

woh toh log ke issues dekh ke pata chalenge :-$

[CHULBUL PANDEY]

idher kaunse log aayae
ab kya faida jab chirriyan chug gayi khet

mera ek isssue hai aur nahi bhi tumko mujhse kya problem hai
maine tumhara udhaar dena hai ....y cnt u standme
lolzzzzzz

[Lia]

Terms & Conditions apply.


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[CHULBUL PANDEY]

t&c kya hain

[L]

udhaar lekar bhool gaey bluff ji
mujh se bhi udhaar liye thay =(

terms n conditions apply nahi karte yahan
sab saaf saaf hone chaahiye, transparency ki zaroorat hai

:albino:

[Lia]

:albino: tu guru banja phir .. chalo apni problem dassso *snake wala dasna nahi .. insaano wala* =;

[Lucky Kabootar]

Arey Guru lulu ..
meri probelms bohot saaarey hai ..
kahaan se shuru karun ..

pehla to mere eating habbits ..
dusra, mera dream business .. tu to mujhai serious le :(
teesra .. mera dil wahaaan haaaaai 3aneen ke pas :'( mai kyaaaa karun :'(

[Lia]

Arey Guru lulu ..
meri probelms bohot saaarey hai ..
kahaan se shuru karun ..

pehla to mere eating habbits ..
dusra, mera dream business .. tu to mujhai serious le :(
teesra .. mera dil wahaaan haaaaai 3aneen ke pas :'( mai kyaaaa karun :'(

1- eating habbits: mast lagte hain mujhe .. i like it .. mujhe koi prob nahi .. tujhe bhi nahi honi chahiye .. raha sawal "karsheh" ka .. woh toh main ne tujhe solution diya na .. subha aur raat ko

2- iss taapic pe hamari hui na baat dinnu table par .. tere kia vichaar hain hamare discussions pe?

3- woh toh meri bhi problem hai :cry: .. skip work and go to AD with homi n momi 8-[

[Lucky Kabootar]

1) Really?!! OK to hum lagey rahenge .. aur woh solution ka intezaar karengey ..
2) masst discussion tha .. hum aur search jaaree rakhenge ..
3) hmmm .. no no .. yeh short solution nahin chalega .. mimri ko bolenge copy laana hehe ..

chall .. abb koi problem dimagh mai aara nahin hai ..
later ..

[Lia]

acha meri ek problem hai :|
i'm too stuffed hila nahi jaraha :|
and im missing mandlu :|

[Lucky Kabootar]

Problem no. 1 ka solution .. Green tea pee ..
Problem no. 2 ka solution .. phone ghuma ..

8) right to the point, only with Shusha ..

[Lia]

prob no1 ki prob yeh hai ke i hate green tea :x
prob no2 ki prob yeh hai ke mujhe ssharam aati hai :shock:

get lost shushi 8)

[Lucky Kabootar]

humari gaari mai GPS hai ..

[Lia]

toh apna rasta naap :-$

acha sun .. woh new tapic shuru kiya kisi ne love section mein .. ja help maar .. waise guru main hi hoon magar itne serious probs ka solution mujhe nahi pata 8-[

[Lucky Kabootar]

<_<

stupid love problem mai kyun solve karun ..
hum bas parr ke aatey ..

[Lia]

:-$ exactly .. hum se pooch ke bhaagti thi ladki jo abhi solution pooch rahi *uf1*

[Lucky Kabootar]

Bhagti? Why why?

[Lia]

bhaagi******

[Lucky Kabootar]

aha ..
kya suggestion di thi tu ne .. lulu guru =D

[Lia]

=; pehle pooch ke nahi bhaagi woh ghar se .. toh abhi jab museebat aayi toh kaiko pooch rahi ..

main ne koi suggestion nahi dia 8-[ jo khud itna confused ho woh dusron ko kia free fund mein advice deta phirega =;

[Lucky Kabootar]

loooool unai nahin bhagiiii ..
bhagori uski dost hai ..
magar tu ekk dum sahi boli ..
mai kyun kisi aur ke phatey mai taang daaloun LOOOOOOOL nasty nasty ..
hai naa Lulu guru?

[Lia]

haan exactly .. kisi ke phaatey mein no taang arawing 8-[ my no1 rule ..

hmmm toh phir main ne yeh topic kis gham mein banaya? LOL 8-[

[Lucky Kabootar]

tu "kharraf" honey lagi lulu ..
lock maar mod ban key ..

[Lia]

nahi re .. shayad koi bhoola bhatka yahan aaye meri help maangne .. my rule no.2 help ppl =;

[Lucky Kabootar]

zara tere rules, 1 aur 2 ko scene-make karr ..

[Lia]

fact of lulu's life: always confused 8-[

aur explain maarun ya tujhe maarun? :x

[Lucky Kabootar]

Apney aap ko maar .. paagal aurat lol ..

[Lia]

nahiiii not pagal .. juji said i'm a >> "mazboor" aurat looool

[Lucky Kabootar]

What is ur mazboori?
<_<

[Lia]

<_< the thing is that she wanted to say maghroor but ended up saying mazboor 8-[

[Lucky Kabootar]

Hahahahahahahah .. cute ..

[Devilz Angel]

lol i was abt to create a new thread but i guess i'll ask yu. if yu insist lol jk
okay jokes aside. i feel weird coming here and askin for advice but i wanted a strangers opinion. my friends of course are gonna give me advise that favors me.

so i have this petty prob. i feel dumb writing this. i think im crushin on sum1 i've only seen twice...well three times now but wen i realized i was crushin on him it was twice. might get a lil long..i saw him the first time on the train. i was coming from the city to go home. we were standing, and he was behind me. so we saw each other thru the reflection of the door's window, cuz it was at night. (does dat make sense) lol and we made eye contact here n der...he was cute. so w.e. the train stopped n we both got off. well he literally walked past me and walked off to the opp. direction as me. i thought i'd nvr c him again.
the next day he was on my bus...so random...we gave each other that look, "i saw yu yesterday". who'd guess he goes to my college lol. so the whole 35 min bus ride we were once again standing next to each other. we kept stealing glances at each other..i was late to class so i rushed away. (shuld have stalked him to kno which building his class was lol)
so for almost a month he's been on my mind...idk what to do..i saw him again yesterday...ugh lol..my friends think i shuld confront him but thats so akward. okay im not gnna lie but im not bad looking (i sound like a conceited bitch, im sry) so im not afraid of that but im scared...wat if he has a girl...imma look so dumb..lol idk what to do...what do yu think?? lol i sound so pathetic...

[Lia]

8-[ some jokes turn deadly lol :mrgreen:


acha so u want a stranger's opinion on this .. umm it's not pathetic .. it's natural .. it happens a lot .. i'd say just don't take it seriously .. but if u still feel the connection then try saying hi hello kind of stuff .. and see if the crush is still there or disappears .. normally crushes fade when u get to know the person :P well most of the time if not always

tell me how it goes ..


sab se useless guru lulu 8-[ dhannevaad :cool:

[CHULBUL PANDEY]

Yeh nautanki bdelete karo tu kissi kaam ki naheee

[daisy]

devil angel: long time no see....... where have u disappeared?? anyways i couldn't help but over-read your prob, so i had to butt in. anyways i think that the next time you see him. just look into his eye and smile or say hi to him and carry on doing what your doing. if his interested, then he will create a convo during the time his waiting or say or do something before he leaves that gives you a telephatic message. if not, then im sure you prob figured out, whats going on in his head. sometime looks can be decieving, so its better to make decision from his personality x:)